For DeGeneres, who built her career on playing versions of "Ellen," by appearing, as a . Ellen Degeneres: (08:17) Ellen: I know! And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. We should be on our own path. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. It wastwo rooms and I had a mattress on thefloor and the entire basement was infested withfleas. Put that in perspective. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. I had no job, I had no car, no money. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. You know what? Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. I cant move right now. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. Good afternoon, students. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. -Are you in any pain? But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. I had to wear necklaces, crazy things, really. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? Its your hand. I just danced as a joke. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. I journaled and I wrote poetry. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. ELLEN DEGENERES ENDING TALK SHOW IN 2022 AFTER YEAR OF BRUTAL HEADLINES The conversation between the two continued with several more awkward moments, including Johnson admitting she was. I had a successful sitcom. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. I a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: Be kind to one another. And [crowd cheers] Yeah, thats what I thought. Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. Does it work? Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Sorry about that. Andy, do you want to add anything? The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. I went to a gas station to put gas in my car And theres a group of teenageboys across the way and theyre like really cool. Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? I dont like to waste food. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. Watch @SavannahGuthrie 's full interview with Ellen DeGeneres about her decision to end her talk show after its upcoming 19th season. And its a jungle out there. Everybody was all nervous about dandruff and then Sofia Vergara does this Head & Shoulders commercial Her son has dandruff. People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. I dont know I am still gay by the way. That was big of her, so yeah. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. You dont know why someones going slow. Ellen DeGeneres : "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Does she still have the cats? [message sent noise], And shed send me this. One photo shows David sitting in a chair leaning on his white Gibson guitar, while Iman is laid back on a bed* What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. So there's that. Everything was fine, thank you. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. Oh. In November 2019,. I sure do like her. Yeah, so, starting season 16 this year and now [crowd cheers and claps] So, it turns out theyll watch a lesbian during the day. Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. We just, were like: Well, for sure Im gonna work out cause theres a gym in the hotel, so Im gonna bring my running shoes, Ill run on the beach every day. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Thats good. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Theres a squirrel. See those leaders start to frown Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. I got it right there, thank you. -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. Shes your friend, shes my friend. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. Oh my God, it was so hard but It is so worth it cause when you get there and you see this thing five feet away from you So majestic, so beautiful. Im the manager. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? I dont understand what fleas do even. I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. Mazel tov. Convert your audio or video into 99% accurate text by a professional. At the starting of the week Jim Jefferies: High n Dry (2023) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue SNL (2022) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle: Whats in a Name (2022) | Transcript, Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever (2022) | Transcript. Throughout the years, Ellen . Youre vegan? That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Nobody was in there. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. -Thank you. Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. [background song playing] -Thats well done! Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. 2 Mar. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. tWitch: (08:14) DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. And also, I have a fear of getting hit in the eye with one of those graduation caps because theyre extremely pointy and no one really pays attention. No, I mean it, its good material. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. And for you? [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. [crowd laughs] I cant see. Its when I learned compassion. Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. Maybe its right for Ive gardened. I roll it real tight. Maybe its time you try gay. Your email address will not be published. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? In 2004the year Ellen and Portia started datingDeGeneres purchased a 2,000-square-foot home in Hollywood Hills for $1.275 million. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. I did not graduate college. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. Cause people do that to me. There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? It wasnt? Trulicity? Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. I swore Id never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. -No, not at all. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. "I learned. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Yeah. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. Id never done comedy before and but Istarted thinking, well, it would ring fora long time its a big place and then hed put meon hold because hes a busy guy and Onward Christian Soldiers would play but it was live, not a tape and Im not gonna do the whole thing. I make that statement, six years later, this happens. She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. These cookies do not store any personal information. Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. Update this biography I dont know, you know. But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Have you dined with us before? After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. I have 15 on right now. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. Build with the best speech-to-text APIs around. Its just gotten out of hand. In fact, Im downin this Shouldnt be a problem. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. Ive decided, its the best. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. Calculate how much it costs to transcribe, caption, or subtitle your content. And for the gentleman? Lets call it sometime mid June. Heres something that Ive learned that I hope I can help with. . It is." 06 of 10. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . And I was laying there and I justcouldnt believe It was the first person I everlost that I loved I was just how isthis possible? Read the full transcript of her commencement speech here. Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me Beads in a big floppy hat. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up You know, you say: Im vegan. Yeah. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. Class of 2020, parents, teachers, custodians, lunch ladies, principals and crossing guards. Back that ass up Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. Yeah, but heres the thing. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. to me. Were all on our own individual path. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. They dont. Maam. And anyway. She may not be gay. But then, you know, the years went on and people watched the show and liked the show saw that I was the same person I was before plus I started giving stuffaway and people love free stuff. Listen to the MP3 Audio here: Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 Commencement Speech at Tulane University TRANSCRIPT: Scott Cowen - 14th President, Tulane University I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. Please, change. Because I feel like animals should be in their natural environment. But now Im countin this That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. Ellen DeGeneres was born in 1958 in New Orleans, Louisiana, and grew up in the Big Easy suburb of Metarie. 0:00. I dont know why they insist on doing it. Theres a womanwith a ferret theres a man with a mongoose, theres a lady with a donkey. If I have to do that, thatll be good. But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. Just Hows this gonna go? If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. 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