Thats too much information, Pete.. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. Peter winces and Clint carefully guides Peters hands down. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. Were out of ideas. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. Steves still traumatized from the incident. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. Percy, after finding Sally Jackson and discovering his demigod heritage, has been l. fanfiction. No. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. Get out of my head!". Grass?, Tony laughs. Yes, they won, but at what cost? 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They could not believe that they were stalking a teenager! May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. "You don't know. A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. Sniffing like that is revolting. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. you when we met Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. Clint restates the obvious. Clint creates the words. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Is Cap ok?, His head is buried in Nats chest and shes rocking him like a baby. This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. His world went black as he hit the ground. A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. Sam lifts Steves arm, as Steve lifts a corner of his blindfold to see. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. The rules are easy. I am literally just doing this because I think that hardly anyone is doing a good job at this. Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Everybody out. Onion. just how much I missed Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. Its from Nat. Itll make them worse.. Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. Bruce puts the watering can back down. Are you saying you have hayfever?. Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. Peter, are you alright?, Clint keeps his questions as yes and no answers. It would only be Happy for now. He sits on the chair to be eye level with Steve. Bruce sniffs. Hawkeyes right. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. I'd really like to see the Avengers come face to face with a pink-nosed, watery-eyed sniffly supervillain who can't stop sneezing. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? too bad peters drunk out of his mind. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. He completely forgot that today was lab day! Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. PART 1 The boy joked as their weapons were trained on his figure. Cinnamon. Clint and I dont know what to do. Peter puts a hand on Steves forehead. Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. 96 guests Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. "No, no! It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. Okay. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. When Peters hands are fully lowered to his sides, Clint speaks quietly. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. Lavender. Dirty sock. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. He wont stop sneezing. "Get out! Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. Your dedication to the craft is inspiring, Doc., Peter leans his head against the wall. Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. (My opinion, don't hate, if you don't like my version, that's fine I'm not Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham. I, um, I have to get back to the office. Hmm? Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. Steve opens his mouth to protest the accuracy of Clints sentence, but the delayed sneeze from before shoots out of him and Steve has just enough time to shove a clump of toilet paper in front of his nose and mouth so that he doesnt accidently spray his doctor. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Thanks., Steve continues. The kids probably right. Peter's life was looking up, especially when he got into the same highschool as Ned. The world was most certainly not in his books. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. Sorry if this is a little cold.. Clint and I dont know what to do. He does not need anything else to happen. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. anger Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? If theres any irritant particles still trapped in there, youre going to have a repeat performance of this., Cap sits up and nods. Storytime. Until he woke up one day screaming. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. This calls for a celebration. I think we broke Steve. Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. The birthday boy. Bruce is right where Peter left him. Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. Blow your nose, Loki.. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. Superhero-ing cant stop for the common cold. Todays activity is a smelling contest. In fact, he took a few steps back. It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. What happened?, Tony sits up. Peter fills Bruces meditation time with fun group activities like parties in the office, video game tournaments, and more. But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting Percy Jackson is the first demigod son of Nyx. As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. He sniffles and rubs his itchy eyes again. Its an allergy, Bruce explains, taking his glasses off. I technically dont need to use the stethoscope when I listen to peoples hearts because of my super hearing, but my regular hearing isnt enhanced enough to hear if theres fluid in your lungs., He lifts the back of Caps shirt up. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Peter looks at the normal temperature reading. When you finally meet your soulmate, Bucky feels guilt for not only what . Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. Loki, dont rub your eyes. Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. Meditation my ass. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. He goes into his bedroom, turns off the lights, burns some incense, and meditates. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. Un hijo del hombre ms rico de USA y el otro hijo de un veterano. Does anything hurt, Cap?. A classic sick fic featuring Med Bay, clingy cuddles, worried not parents and sleepy mumbles. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. You good? Happy asked, frowning, and Peter gave a small hum. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, hes sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow then wipes his nose on his sleeve. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. Medicine to stop him sneezing. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Its summertime, Banner. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. No, thats a lie. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. anger is all i have been good at Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. Banner. Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. 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